Friday, July 15, 2011

Profile: Justin Bieber


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1106

Alas, this had to be done.

Bieber was suggested by and Ezra from Jerusalem, Mike from Canada, Lou from Tampa, Steve from New York, Johnny from New Jersey, Adam from New Jersey, Moishe from La Jolla. Seriously, all these people care enough about Justin Bieber? Sheesh.

5 comments:

  1. I think the Jesus tatoo might be missing a letter.

    And I don't disagree with your rating at all (hey, this puts him on a level with Gaddafi! Yaaay!), but I'm suddenly wondering how in the world you could've rated Rebecca Black higher. At least the Bieb did a little more than be some rich kid whose parents paid a lot of money to produce a generic, heavily autotuned song -- ONE song -- they didn't even write and post it on YouTube. (YouTube!) Bieber's voice at least got some praise from the likes of Lionel Richie (though I'm not sure what he was smoking ... then again, this is Nicole's dad).

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  2. Fine, fine, fine, fine. Fine! Bieber got a K point. He and Black are now equals. It's Friday, after all.

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  3. I'm so sorry I made this profile suggestion. I regret it.

    Moishe

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  4. Mhm... how did Justin Bieber get a lower score than The Devil and Fidel Castro?

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  5. Bieber is not even remotely anything Jewish, Castro says he has Jewish ancestry, and The Devil... well, who knows, really.

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