Suggestions by John from Munich and Rachel from Montreal.
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
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Friday, October 19, 2012
Tom Cruise was on the list of people we were NEVER going to profile. But never say never; when Eli from Canada wrote, "My mom thinks that he is jewish because of a website that stated he was", the thought was... are you kidding me? My refrigerator is more Jewish than Tom Cruise!
Which led to this profile.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Yesterday, we gave you the top-searched person of the year. Tomorrow, we will give you a top-three search. Today? Rick Moranis.
Suggestions by Emily from Barnesville, OH, Shannon from Riverdale, Miriam from California, and Ron from Toronto.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
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Friday, October 12, 2012
Yakov forgot to mention the forgotten 80s classic (Jon Lovitz!) "My Stepmother is an Alien"...
Suggestions by Teddy from Milwaukee, Seth from Paris, Lina from Florida, Stacie from Corona, CA, Gabriel from NY, and Heather from Springfield, MO.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
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Friday, October 5, 2012
Judaism (any religion really, but especially Judaism due to the laws prohibiting proselytizing) should not be treated as a product to be marketed. It is a belief system. You don't just "brand" Judaism in order to attract membership. One should not evaluate a religion based on how attractive it is to a target audience. It's stupid. It should never be done. Ever.
But that said, how dumb is KosherLand?
Most kids—goyishe kids—get Candy Land, a game in which they traipse through a magical world of gumdrop mountains, lollipop woods, and chocolate swamps (it used to be molasses, but the modern child apparently has no idea what molasses is).
KosherLand? Look out little Moishe or you'll mix milk and meat! Oooo, lucky you little Sarah, you get to visit Kosher Town! Great job little Eli, you ate matzah on Passover!
Yeah it's a frickin' party. Look, we love our religion (if that's not clear from over 1400 profiles there's really no proving it), but there's just no getting around the fact that KosherLand—educational though it may be—puts the bored in board games.
We're supposed to be making kids excited about the faith, not rubbing the tenth commandment in their faces—sticking them with dreck while their Christian counterparts get to play with candy.
Like I said, it's a religion, not a marketing campaign but....I mean, can't we at least try to make it look not completely crappy?
Maybe this should be "Future Jew", because as of now, she is still planning to convert...
"The religion as a faith is so beautiful and it's so much about family being together, first and foremost. I subscribe to that so much in my own life, so that's a really wonderful and easy transition."
Suggestions by Ruth from Buffalo and Olivier from Paris.
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Here at my office we have a bit of a leper colony going on, with half my team out sick and the other half either on the mend (me. hooray!) or headed for a bad couple of days (just about everyone who isn't already out). Well it turns out we're not the only ones suffering this week.
Per Yahoo, it looks like the lox may be laying some people low, as smoked salmon salmonella (tongue twister both in the saying and in the consuming) has become a legitimate health concern. Some are sick, some are scared, and there's a whole lot of smoked salmon being recalled right now as people try to figure out what went wrong.
More importantly though, what will we do without our beloved bagel with cream cheese and lox?
Oh wait, the epidemic is just in Norway (and in lox shipped to Costco which, look, if you're getting your lox from Costco maybe you have bigger problems).
So all good.
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Greenberg also played for Israel as they tried to qualify for next year's WBC... Once again, he didn't get an official at-bat, walking in his only plate appearance.
Suggestion by Michael from Chicago.