"Internet nexus of cultural Judaism" — Examiner.com
Suggestion by me, of course.
If he's real, shouldn't real people have birthdates?
A 3-3-3 score is what you usually see on a Borderline Jew. Is he a half-breed who self-identifies? Or does something as goyishe as beach soccer knock all your scores down automatically?
Goyishe father, Jewish mother, played in Maccabiah Games -> Jew, unless we hear otherwise.