"Internet nexus of cultural Judaism" — Examiner.com
Doesn't he look just like the Simpsons Yessssssss Guy?
He probably was descended from Sephardim who went from Spain or Portugal to Turkey after the Inquisition, a lot of Turkish Jews have these origins. His real life last name of "Arguete" sounds more Latin than Turkish as well.
"Why do you talk that way?""I had a stroooooooke!"