We really don't care about the Houston Texans. What an irrelevant franchise.
Wait, let's rephrase that. We DIDN'T care about the Houston Texans. We care deeply now.
Why? Well, Sage Rosenfels, of course!
You see, every time Rosenfels quarterbacks the Texans, our website's numbers are through the roof. Believe it or not, there are hundreds of people who, when watching the game, actually go online to check if Rosenfels is Jewish! And where do these people end up? Well, JewOrNotJew.com, of course!
But now, Matt Schaub has returned from injury to take back his starting position. Ugh. Stupid, stupid Matt Schaub.
Oh well. There's always Ben Roethlisberger for people to wonder about. He's not going anywhere.