So, Mrs. Yakov is interviewing for a marketing job at a local hospital who shall remain nameless. Being a good interviewee, she asks them about some of the problems they're currently facing.
Well, they say, we're in such a large Jewish community (and believe me, they are), yet we're unable to attract very many Jews to our hospital.
Really? You don't say. Perhaps it's that you're sponsored by the Catholic church (with a super-Catholic name, no less). Or that your building is covered in crosses. Or maybe it's the colossus-sized 3-dimensional recreation of the bleeding-heart Jesus (pictured above) in your lobby. Maybe? You think?
No, you're right, I'm sure it's just a weird coincidence.
Oh, those meshuggenah goyim!