It's... Boris Week! Why? Why not!
We start with Russian astronaut Boris Volynov (yes, there will obviously be a Russian tilt this week).
Some Borises who did not make the cut: wrestler Boris Malenko (Jew), chess champion Boris Spassky (Not a Jew), actor Boris Kodjoe (Jew), NASCAR driver Boris Said (Not a Jew), spy Boris Rybkin (Jew), and drunk President Boris Yeltsin (Not a Jew). And Boris Becker is already profiled, of course.