If you read this wondering why the heck I decided to eat one of those awful Subway pastrami subs in the first place, my only defense is that I was young, a little naive, and I needed the money.
I learned my lesson. Believe me.
Jared was suggested by Ken from Florida who writes that his girlfriend "suggested that I portray (Jared) for Halloween." Ummmmmm. That is....not a compliment.