As a male, of the three Friends, best case scenario is people compare you to Joey. Yes, he's an idiot. But he's a popular idiot. And really that's all that matters.
We suppose, if you can't be Joey to the ladies, you could live with being Chandler. Oh, it's not ideal, but you can't have everyone be Joey so Chandler is a good second choice.
But to be told by a woman that you're "a Ross"? Feh. She might as well buy you a bright neon sign that says "Hello, I will not be getting laid anytime soon."
But then, we've been down this road before...
Schwimmer was suggested by Tali from South Africa, Richard from Chicago, Jelle from Antwerp, Rotem from Florida, and Andrea from Irvine, CA.