Dear readers! Some of you complain when it takes too long to write a profile based on your suggestion. We're sorry. We try to do our best. In this case, Allen from NYC asked for us to profile Miss Fernandez 9 months ago. Since she seemed like an interesting case, she immediately went into our queue. And sat there. And sat there. For these 9 months.
Of course, 9 months is nowhere close to the record. We try, dear readers. We try.