Why is this post different from all other posts?
On baseball's opening day, we always run baseball posts. But this year we're running a football post (suggested by Ira from Teaneck, NJ).
On April Fools' Day, we always run a special April Fools' profile. But this year we ran none.
On the day a profile runs, we always run a blog post that has been written weeks in advance. But today we're running one that I wrote at 10:16pm the day before.
We can answer for all of this with 3 simple words: Drunk on Manischewitz. Things should get back to normal around here once we sober up....