Ah, Sandra Bullock. No, not Jewish, but our most popular profile for six months running.
Today there comes news that Sandra adopted an African baby boy and will... wait for this... give him a bris. A Jewish bris, not your regular circumcision.
Could it be that we were wrong all along? That Sandra's Christmas-celebrating German family were actually hidden Jews? Nope. She probably just wanted to get back at her neo-Nazi soon-to-be-ex-husband. (Update: looks like they couldn't go to the hospital and this was the only option. Hooray for helpful Jews!)
But we're watching this situation very closely. Too closely for our tastes, actually.