My original plan for this one was to go even deeper, listing random trophies like the Venus Rosewater Dish (given to the women's champion at Wimbledon) and the Gray Cup (given to the winning team in the Canadian Football League) before getting to MLS. Y'know, just to get Moishe's goat.
But then the post got too long and I had to let it go. Oh well. I'm sure I'll find a new way to pick on Moishe and his sad, sad soccer league soon enough.