Profile: Doctor Who

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1299

Yes, we know the correct name is "The Doctor", not "Doctor Who", but... whatever.

Suggestions by Sam from New Zealand, Naomi from Lawn Guylindt, NY, and David from Old Bethpage, NY.

Profile: Zalman King

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1298

The NY Times obit... For those who are... ahem, curious about his work.

Yet another suggestion from Jason from Vancouver.

Profile: Richard Rodgers

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1297

Originally, this was gonna be a profile of Rodgers and Hammerstein, but you really can't bulk them together, since Hammerstein was raised Christian.

Yet another suggestion from Bruce from Cambridge, IL, as well as Esther from Forest Hills, NY.

Profle: Suzyn Waldman

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1296

We have a bunch of requests to profile another Yankees broadcaster, Michael Kay. But he is not Jewish... So Yakov went with Suzyn instead.

Profile: Ted Danson

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1295

What's this? A profile on a Sunday? But why???????????

Ted's Jew Score breakdown is 0/1/4, for those wondering.

Top 10 Profiles: March

1. Ben Affleck (0)
2. Jesus Christ (+1)
3. Adolf Hitler (+3)
4. Mel Gibson (-1)
5. Mikhail Prokhorov (+5)
6. Joseph Stalin (+8)
7. Charlie Chaplin (0)
8. Alanis Morissette (NEW)
9. Scarlett Johansson (-5)
10. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (+6)

Profile: Dolph Starbeam

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1294

Thanks to Johnny from California for the suggestions, who writes, "About five years ago, Dolph from the Simpsons mentioned that he had to go to Hebrew School. Then a year or two later, when the bullies were picking on a Muslim kid, Lisa pointed out that Dolph is Jewish, Jimbo Jones is Christian, and Kearney belonged to the Cult of Moe."

But of course.

Profile: Peter Yarrow

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1293

Did you know that Yarrow spent three months in prison for schtuping a 14-year-old groupie? Or that he was on the forefront of the drive to get Jews out of the USSR? Or that he was suggested by Shannon from Troy, NY, Ronald from New Jersey, and Mark from Coral Springs, FL?

Profile: Isaac Singer

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1292

More beards. More suggestions by Mila from Alexandria... as well as John from Wisconsin.

Profile: Larry Charles

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1291

Another entrant in the Museum of Jewish Beards? HELL YES!

Profile: Jorma Kaukonen

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1290

So many choices for the picture... from young:
to not so young:

Suggestions by Josh from Arizona, Eric from Connecticut, Stuart from Las Vegas, and Wendy from Rohnert Park, CA.

Profile: Evan Kaufmann

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1289

Kaufmann was recently the subject of a long profile in the NY Times.

Profile: Rosa Kaganovich

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1288

Rosa's brother?/uncle?/father?/husband? Lazar Kaganovich actually outlived most (all?) of his Stalinist cohorts. He died in 1991.

Profile: Eva Green

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1287

Eva is actually a half Swedish, half French/Algerian Jew... And yet another Jewish Bond girl...

Suggestions by Dee from Hartford, Justin from Jackson, TN, and Ulf from Linkoping, Sweden.

Profile: Renee Richards

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1286

For those interested in the subject, Richards was a subject of a documentary, "Renee", which might still be available at ESPN On Demand.