Thursday, July 16, 2009

Profile: Lorne Michaels


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=585

Other Saturday Night Jews include Gilda Radner, Adam Sandler, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Al Franken, Jon Lovitz, Andy Samberg, Rob Schneider, Chris Kattan, Billy Crystal.....

There are probably more but our fingers are starting to hurt from all this linking.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Update: Britney, not this again!



When we profiled her, it was because Britney was considering converting to Judaism because of her boyfriend, Isaac Cohen. A year and a half later, new boyfriend (Jason Trawick), same desire to convert?

"Britney wants to try the religion Jason was brought up with," a source told The Sun. She's even recruited a rabbi to help her understand the faith.


Maybe we should let it go. The girl clearly wants to be Jewish... Until the next boyfriend, that is.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Profile: Lisa Kudrow


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=584

According to her IMDB page, Kudrow was in 6 movies that came out or are due to come out in 2009. Wow. Talk about a doomed to fail full-hearted attempt to resurrected a career.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Profile: Walter Blum


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=582

Of course, after profiling a horse, you have to profile a jockey...

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Profile: Zev


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=581

Recently, Yakov and I were in a profile rut... We just couldn't think of anyone interesting to write about. Sure, there are many many potential profiles, but nothing jumped out. So we just sat there, thinking that this might be the end of JONJ...

And then we profiled a horse.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Profile: Diego Velazquez


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=579

Velazquez was suggested by David from New York.

Now, there is going to be a follow-up to this profile in a couple of weeks or so, in which we will discover some VERY surprising Jews...

Monday, July 6, 2009

Profile: Elijah Wood


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=577

Elijah was suggested by Moishe from La Jolla and Ron from Tucson.

In "Back to the Future Part II", there is a scene where Marty McFly shows off how to play 80s video games to a couple of kids in 2015 (2015! We're almost there!) One of those kids is Elijah Wood, making his movie debut. Nice hat.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

JONJ Recommends: Whatever Works



I love Woody Allen. Some might say that his work has declined recently, but his recent string of films ("Scoop", "Match Point", "Cassandra's Dream", "Vicky Cristina Barcelona") have all been excellent. It looks like he has recovered from the lull earlier this decade.

I love Larry David. "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is the reason I subscribe to HBO. And I own the DVD of every season. And the wife rolls her eyes when I say "pretty pretty good" in the David voice.

So, I've been pretty excited about this movie ever I found out it was being made. (Usually, that leads to a letdown. The despicable "The Count of Monte Cristo" starring Jim Caviezel is the prime example.)

Not here. David is hilarious as a genius curmudgeon who makes a new friend in Evan Rachel Wood. (The JEWISH Evan Rachel Wood, who'll probably get her own JONJ profile sooner rather than later.) And Allen's writing is still pretty damn sharp. Critics might point out (spoiler alert!) the yet another May-December romance that is a constant presence in Allen's films (and life), but that's just Woody being Woody.

Woody Allen, Larry David, New York. It works.

JONJ Rating: 4½ / 5.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Oh, those meshuggenah goyim! Chia Obama

So I turned on the TV yesterday (not late at night, mind you, and to a network channel, and a New York network channel at that), and what did I see?

A commercial for THIS:



What better way to celebrate the president than by buying your own... Obama Chia Pet? Really? Can you grow one? Yes you can! Seriously? No, seriously?

Why "goyim"? Well, we're pretty sure no Jew would ever, ever, ever buy this... thing.

I wonder if there was one made for George W. Bush...

Oh, those meshuggenah goyim!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Profile: Michael Jackson


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=580

So, when Jackson died, we thought of profiling him, but it seemed a tad out there. Jacko? Jewish? Never.

But then reader Barbara from Las Vegas let us know about Jackson's kids. So we did a blog post about that.

And then we ran into this interview. So it had to be done.

Welcome to JONJ, Jacko!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

JONJ Recommends: Jewish, Lesbian Batwoman


Happy Comic Book Day everyone!

As promised in a previous post, we picked up the new Detective Comics (#854, cover shown above) featuring Batwoman last week and...y'know what? It's pretty darn good.

Rucka's writing is crisp and his treatment of the character is well-rounded. The token "check it out, she's a lesbian!" stuff is actually handled fairly deftly and like (*gasp*) a real relationship and not just something played for shock value or laughs. It's an enjoyable read and Rucka makes Batwoman feel like an interesting character.

But the art is where the book really shines. J.H. Williams draws quite the dramatic layout that uses the panels to convey action, not just carry it. Batwoman is striking,the settings are complex, and the whole thing never misses a beat.

Of course, I'm not a comics reviewer by trade, so if you're looking for more coherent criticism you can try here and here.

It's not perfect (our Jewish heroine has tattoos!?), but it's worth your time/money, even if you only have the slightest inclination.

JONJ Rating: 4 / 5.

Profile: Michael Cammalleri


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=575

What is is about Jewish hockey players who play for Calgary? First Ronnie Stern, and now this...

Update: well, not for long. Today (perfect day for a profile), Cammalleri signed with Montreal.

Cammalleri was suggested by Joshua from New York and Josh from Quebec.

Top 10 Profiles: June



1. Evgeni Malkin (0)
2. Adolf Hitler (0)
3. Daniel Craig (+20)
4. Mel Gibson (-1)
5. Kevin Costner (NEW)
6. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (+9)
7. Sandra Bullock (+25)
8. Angelina Jolie (NEW)
9. Boris Becker (+12)
10. Sean Penn (-4)