Tangentially related, one of your favorite fake Jewish baseball players, David Cone, is now married to a Jew. So perhaps a bar mitzvah in the future for his kid?
Also, the recently departed Mary Tyler Moore was married to a Jewish doctor.
Who are the smart short Jews for shtupping gorgeous, beautiful Christian / Gentile women you mentioned?! Now I know she's into Jewish men. And knowing is half the battle to quote G.i. Joe.
Mel Brooks (5'5") married Anne Bancroft (5'8"). Seth Green (5'3") married a model who is several inches taller than him. Dustin Hoffman (5'6") also had a shiksa first wife who was significantly taller.
Tangentially related, one of your favorite fake Jewish baseball players, David Cone, is now married to a Jew. So perhaps a bar mitzvah in the future for his kid?
ReplyDeleteAlso, the recently departed Mary Tyler Moore was married to a Jewish doctor.
Who are the smart short Jews for shtupping gorgeous, beautiful Christian / Gentile women you mentioned?! Now I know she's into Jewish men. And knowing is half the battle to quote G.i. Joe.
ReplyDeleteTo answer the first Anonymous - the most obvious one is Billy Joel (5'5") who married Christie Brinkley. But Rande Gerber is tall at 6'1"
ReplyDeleteOf course! The Piano Man! Yes! How ignorant of me! I LOVE BILLY JOEL!!
ReplyDeleteMel Brooks (5'5") married Anne Bancroft (5'8"). Seth Green (5'3") married a model who is several inches taller than him. Dustin Hoffman (5'6") also had a shiksa first wife who was significantly taller.
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