Profile: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=737

Left out: Gordon-Levitt's teenage performance as Demi Moore's son in "The Juror", where she is... the juror, tormented by the evil and suave (oh, so suave) Alec Baldwin.

Joseph was suggested by Dave from Detroit and Holly from California.

Profile: Esti Ginzburg

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=735

The extremely lovely Miss Ginzburg, together with her rival, the gorgeous Bar Refaeli, is featured in last week's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. We browsed... just for research purposes, we assure you.

Ginzburg, who made our blog's Jews in the News last year, was suggested by Bruce from Cambridge, IL. Usually, because of our backlog, suggested profiles take a while to appear, but here, for whatever reason, we felt the urge to publish it immediately...

Profile: Benjamin Agosto

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=736

Here's an article about Jews at the Winter Olympics: they count three Americans -- Agosto, Laura Spector (biathlon), and Steve Mesler (bobsled). There are also three Israelis -- Mikail Renzhyn (downhill skiing), and siblings Alexandra and Roman Zaretsky (ice dancing).

So hooray, it's the Winter Olympics! Ummm... Hooray? Anyone? Anyone?

For proof that ice dancing is not a real sport, see below:

Profile: Joy Behar

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=734

I was actually sure that Joy Behar was Jewish. And according to the ever-reliable Wikipedia, "she is mistakenly thought to be Jewish, and has quipped that she is pleased to be 'an honorary shiksa non-grata'."

Whew. Close one.

Profile: Tottenham Hotspur

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=733

Moishe (our resident soccer guy) is still aghast that I (our resident baseball guy) wrote this profile. But, hey, Moishe wrote Kitty Pryde, so I guess all of us are capable of branching out at least a little bit.

Spurs were suggested by Joseph from Massachusetts. Thanks Joseph!

Settling the Score: Ringo Starr

Sometimes we make mistakes. It happens. The information out there is often conflicting, and figuring out the truth is not always easy. That being said, we always thank our readers in the rare case that a correction is needed. That being said, in the case of Ringo Starr, the correction is minor.

Originally, the profile said that although not Jewish, Ringo had some Jewish blood on his mother's side. G-d knows where we got that information from; three years after the profile was written, we can't find the source. But thanks to Jenny from Virginia, who sent us two Ringo's family trees, we have now corrected the profile.

So no, dear readers, Ringo was not even part Jewish. (If he was, it's very well hidden.) But he's still married to the Jewish Barbara Bach... who deserves a profile herself at some point, right?


Right?

Profile: Willow Rosenberg

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=732

While some of us here at JONJ used to enjoy Buffy the Vampire Slayer, none of us are what you'd call "big fans." And yet, Willow is our third Buffy profilee: Sarah Michelle Gellar and Seth Green were the other two.

Willow was suggested by Mickey from Notajewishtown, which is ironic since we're from New Notajewishtown. Who'dathunkit?

Profile: Matt Stone

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=731

Michelle from Australia writes... "We all know he's Jewish, right?" Not so fast!

Stone was also suggested by Ben from Spain.

Profile: Uri Geller

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=730

Captain Fraud--er, Uri Geller--was suggest by Erich from Pittsburgh. As a thank you, we are now using our minds to bend all his silverware.

Profile: Felix Mendelssohn

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=729

Mendelssohn suggesters: Chaim from Washington, DC, Ezra from Princeton, Paul from Illinois, Marcia from New Jersey, Allan from Calgary, and Bruce from Cambridge, IL. That makes Mendelssohn one of our most requested profiles. Mendelssohn, Drake, and Leonard Cohen. Go figure.

Profile: Chris Van Allsburg

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=728

I've been going back and forth on the verdict here. On one hand, he converted, and attends temple, and considers himself Jewish. On the other hand... Polar Express! Well, it could be worse I guess...

Thanks to Joe from Scranton, PA for the suggestion.

Profile: Mr. Ed

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=727

Mr. Ed is the SECOND TIME we've profiled a horse. Seriously, a HORSE. We now have profiled as many horses as we have Supreme Court justices. What's next? A whole freakin' horse category?

For those people who complain that we don't have enough Nobel Prize winners, mathematicians, and other respectable folk, this is proof that we are clearly, demonstrably, without a doubt, certifiably ridiculous.

Isn't it wonderful?

Jews in the News: Sylven Landesberg

We usually don't profile college athletes (there's one exception, but he will be a pro soon enough), but University of Virginia's Sylven Landesberg might make an interesting case. Here's an interview with him at SI.com. Landesberg (the interviewer asks if his father or mother is Jewish, as if it's not clear from that last name) was last season's ACC Freshman of the Year, and currently averages 17.5 points per game.

Profile: Jon Gosselin

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=726

Moishe really, truly, did not want us to write this profile. Not that he disliked the way it was written. He just hated the idea of profiling Gosselin. This particular way of doing it, in many ways, was to tweak Moishe's nose a little. But only a little. My feeling is, we've profiled a lot of bimbos, so why not a mimbo?

Jon was suggested by Barbara from Las Vegas. Thanks for giving me a chance to annoy Moishe, Barbara!

Top 10 Profiles: January

1. Sandra Bullock (0)
2. Steve Carell (NEW)
3. Ringo Starr (+2)
4. Mel Gibson (-2)
5. Adolf Hitler (-2)
6. Jesus Christ (0)
7. Kevin Bacon (0)
8. Julian Edelman (NEW)
9. Scarlett Johansson (+5)
10. Harrison Ford (-1)