Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Profile: Mr. Krabs

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1498

Suggestions by Jake from Philadelphia, Theo from Vienna, and Johnny from California.

7 comments:

  1. Did you forget the Bernstein Bears rule? Non-kosher animals are more likely to be Jewish because Jews tend not to consume each other. Therefore it must be noted.

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  2. How can we forget the Berenstain Bears rule? However, as we noted before, it presents us some problems with the clearly treif animals...

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  3. I LOVE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND I'M 44 YEARS OLD!!! Is creator Stephen Hillenburg Jewish?!? Sounds Jewish... Is he?!?

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  4. Very unlikely. His middle name is McDannell.

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  5. Pearl is a huge spoiled brat, actually. And Eugene, Mr. Krabs' first name, is often Jewish. I am still not convinced that he is goyim.

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  6. There's no way that Mr. Krabs is Jewish just because he's greedy for money. The belief that Jews are greedy people is nothing more than a stereotype that makes people closed-minded. And that's a stereotype that I don't believe in.

    Besides, true Jews are too smart to be greedy for money. Instead, they care more about people than possessions.

    One other thing about SpongeBob SquarePants (the show and not its protagonist) is that it almost has nothing to do with religion. And it's unknown what faith Krabs follows. But if he follows any religion, he doesn't do a good job of it. Why, he maybe more of a Satanist due to his extreme antagonism.

    One example of Mr. Krabs' satanic behavior is the fact that he sold his soul to the Flying Dutchman for more than once just for wealth. What a horrific thing to do.

    Since Krabs is a ruthless cheapskate, he deserves to burn in hell for horrible acts.

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  7. Mr. Krabs is a follower of
    Triton, the Son of Poseidon

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