Thursday, September 1, 2011

Profile: Adam Mickiewicz


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1143

So yes, the Lithuanians tack on an ending to everyone's name. For example, just to pick a random one, Mel Gibson becomes Melas Gibsonas. Oh, Lithuania!...

Another terrific suggestion from Alex in Maryland.

Top 10 Profiles: August



1. Steve Jobs (+16)
2. Ben Affleck (+1)
3. Jesus Christ (+2)
4. Mel Gibson (0)
5. Adolf Hitler (+2)
6. Bill Gates (+10)
7. Kate Middleton (-5)
8. David Letterman (+130)
9. Charlie Chaplin (+3)
10. Harrison Ford (-2)

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Profile: Adam Levine


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1142

What's this? A new suggestion record? Let's see...

Moss from Miami, Luciano from Brazil, Danny from New Jersey, Sarah from Boston, Iky from Connecticut, Harry from New York, Martha from Denver, Adam from Washington, DC, Jean Paul from Lyon, Martie from Denver, DN from New York, Staci from Indiana, Paige from Pittsburgh, G from San Diego, Lana from New York, SJ from Corona, and Ann from New Jersey.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Profile: Morris Cohen and Morris Cohen


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1140
http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1141

Today, JONJ is five years old!

There also where Morris Cohen, professor at MIT, and Morris Cohen, philosopher... Not as interesting.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Profile: Ajax Amsterdam


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1139

Ajax was suggested by "Gascoigne" from Sweden, Arno from Amsterdam, and Felix from Jersey.

Alas, in America, Ajax is best known as a laundry detergent...

Friday, August 26, 2011

Profile: Nevin Shapiro


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1138

Sigh.

Shapiro was suggested by Josh from Arizona and Mitch from Lancaster, PA.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Profile: David Draiman


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1136

Yakov is once again on vacation. Sigh. Must be nice... must be nice.

Draiman was suggested by Jared from Michigan, Chris from Boston, and Iky from Connecticut.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Profile: Michael Brown


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1137

Thanks to a tipster in the Mardy Fish comments for pointing out an error: one of the Michael Browns in the Mike Brown profile, the Nobel Prize winner, is actually a Jew as well. I initially thought of having them share a profile, but no, he deserves a page of his own... be it with exactly the same contents.

Profile: Mardy Fish


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1135

Update: No, not a Jew. He is listed all over the Intertubes as Jewish, but... no. Just the wife. Profile has been re-written.

And here's confirmation:

I just got of of the telephone with Tom Fish, Mardy Fish’ father. He said they would be very proud if he was of Jewish heritage but he is NOT nor does he have any Jewish history in the family. Mardy’s wife is Jewish but he did not convert. Tom said he is tired of correcting Wikipedia and has given up.


Mardy's best Grand Slam showing so far is the quarterfinals, but he did win an Olympic silver in 2004, losing to fellow Jew (what are the odds!) Nicolas Massu in the final.

Fish was suggested by Steve from Montville, NJ, Martin from Salt Lake City, Ed from Florida, Leon from Botswana(!), and Valerie from Scarsdale.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Profile: Mike Brown


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1134

There are actually many more famous people named Michael Brown out there, but these 12 made the cut.

The hockey Mike Brown was suggested by Michael from LA and Steve from Toronto.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Profile: Peter the Great


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1133

Now, granted, Peter's (possible) ancestral Jew is about as far from today's Jew as an Eskimo, but... still.

The family tree (in Russian).

Big thanks to Alex from Maryland for the suggestion.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Profile: Jack Nicholson


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1132

This pretty much proves that one can dig up Jewish rumors on almost anybody... Except this guy, of course.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Profile: Itzhak Perlman


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1131

Perlman is a distant cousin of... Howie Mandel.

Perlman was suggested by Jacob from Bloomington, IL, Julie from Cleveland, Ruthie from Israel, Avi from Amstelveen, and Liza from Austin.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Jews in the News: Miami booster Nevin Shapiro


Nevin Shapiro, on the right above (nacht), in jail for running a Ponzi scheme, admitted to some of the biggest violations in college sports history.

Shapiro described a sustained, eight-year run of rampant NCAA rule-breaking, some of it with the knowledge or direct participation of at least seven coaches from the Miami football and basketball programs. At a cost that Shapiro estimates in the millions of dollars, he said his benefits to athletes included but were not limited to cash, prostitutes, entertainment in his multimillion-dollar homes and yacht, paid trips to high-end restaurants and nightclubs, jewelry, bounties for on-field play (including bounties for injuring opposing players), travel and, on one occasion, an abortion.

Profile: Elizabeth Israel


http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1130

One of these days, I'm gonna make a world map and mark each country that has a JONJ profile associated with it.

So... Dominica, ladies and gentlemen!