Profile: Jordan Belfort

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Suggestions by Tobyann from Culver City, CA and Daniel from New York.

Profile: Buck Henry

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Suggestion by blog commenter.

Profile: Joel Silver

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7/8 to 2000...

Profile: Don Adams

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Suggestions by Steve from Connecticut and Barbara from California.

Profile: Sammy Spider

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Suggestion by Rose from Pennsylvania.

Profile: Marty Glickman

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Suggestions by Richard from Florida, Paul from Aventura, FL, and David from Highland Park, IL.

Profile: Joseph Segel

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Suggestion by me after watching QVC's Lori Greiner on "Shark Tank".

Profile: Jessica Biel

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Suggestion by Michael from Hartford.

Profile: Tony Roberts

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Roberts' father changed his name from Saul Trochman to Ken Roberts. Saul to Ken?

Profile: Barney Dreyfuss

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Suggestion by Nathaniel from Pittsburgh.

Profile: HAIM

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Suggestion by Bruce from Cambridge, IL.

Profile: Viktor Korchnoi

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Suggestion by Larry from Florida.

Profile: Fred Trueman

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Suggestion by... absolutely no one. Jews don't really care about cricket...

Profile: Francine Frensky

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Suggestion by Lilah and her niece from Pennsylvania.

Profile: Fred Goldsmith

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Here's that article.

Profile: Vitaly Ginzburg

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Shared his Nobel with the delightfully named Alexei Abrikosov, Jew.

Profile: Edith Stein

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Suggestion by Antonio from Singapore.

Profile: Eli Wallach

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Suggestions by Obviam from Russia, Jacob from Ft. Myers, FL, Yaakov from Jerusalem, and Harry from California.

Profile: Gail Simmons

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Suggestion by Amy from Seattle.

Profile: Henry Waxman

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Waxman has ways to go to catch up...

Profile: Liz Sheridan

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Suggestion by David from Chicago.

Profile: Otto Loewi

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Suggested, indirectly, by a certain five-year-old.

Profile: Jim Levenstein

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Suggested by TBS.

Profile: Simon Wiesenthal

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Suggestion by... someone a while back.

Profile: Edith Head

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Suggestion by Miriam from Burbank and Muse from Connecticut.

Profile: Francois Englert

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Suggestion by the Nobel committee.

Profile: John and Horace Dodge

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Suggestion by Jeffrey from Maryland.

Profile: Benoit Mandelbrot

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Suggestions by Natalie from Florida and Don from Arizona.

Profile: Veronica De La Cruz

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Suggestion by Cliff from Rockland.

Profile: Maya Plisetskaya

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Suggestions by Mila from Alexandria, Mark from Tennessee, and Bill from Brooklyn.

Profile: Zygi Wilf

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Yes, more Jewish Vikings...

Profile: Emmy Noether

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Suggestions by Galyna from Ohio, Erwin from New Mexico, Dean from Israel, and Jim from Princeton.

Profile: Jon Favreau

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Suggestions by Ben from London and Kern from California.

Profile: Jorge Sampaio

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Sampaio was suggested by... someone a while back. Sorry, can't find the email.

Profile: Sarah-Theodora

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Suggestion by a blog commenter.

Profile: Isaac Berger

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Although the Palestine-born Berger competed for the US, he truly could be called Israel's first medalist...

Profile: Val Kilmer

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Suggestions by Levi from Texas and Paul from Minnesota.

Profile: Frank Zappa

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Suggestion by Alan from Pennsylvania, Shulum from Georgia, Albert from California, and Clay from Texas.

Profile: Rudy LaRusso

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Suggestion by Daniel from Brooklyn.

Profile: Josh Saviano

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O Score of 6, if only that was possible...

Profile: My Sharona

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Suggestion by David from Long Island.

Jews in the News: Ausmus Gets His Aliyah on the Major League Bima

It was announced over the weekend that the Detroit Tigers, former home of Hank Greenberg, decided to up their JQ and hire former bat-less wonder Brad Ausmus as their new manager.

And what were Ausmus qualifications to be the new Tiger top man?

Well....he, ummm, played baseball. And he managed the Israeli National Baseball team for a few months. And people tend to think of him as a good catcher (which, per Bill James, only proves that Ausmus could not hit).

And that's about it, actually.

Thus continues a long baseball tradition of hiring people based on a sole qualification (a professional playing career) that only reinforces the candidates lack of quantifiable qualities.

In the NFL, the currently most respected head coach is Bill Belichick. He never played professionally. The head coach of the (at this writing) undefeated NFL Chiefs is Andy Reid. He never played in the NFL, either.

In the NBA, the two managers from last year's finals were Erik Spoelstra and Greg Popovich. Number of professional basketball games between them? Zero.

And while there are certainly plenty of former pros managing teams (the Super Harbaugh Bros, recent Stanley Cup winning coach Joel Quenneville, zen master Phil Jackson) all of them spent time in the ranks as either assistants or college coaches (or both) before being brought up to manage the major league club.

In MLB? Nah. That guy's got grit.

So are we happy that a Jewish guy (and a proud one at that) got hired to manage the Tigers? Sure.

But as baseball fans, honestly, we'd rather they'd have picked another goy who actually might be able to do the job competently (unlike, say, Robin Ventura, Ron Washington, Joe Girardi, Dusty Baker...)

Profile: Murray Gell-Mann

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Suggested by the recent rush of Nobel Jewish laureates.

Profile: Amy Irving

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Suggestions by Michael from Hartford, Neal from Sarasota, and Miriam from Burbank.

Profile: Sophie Marceau

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To follow up the Roxanne Hart profile... And, to make that one even more convoluted, in real life, Marceau is with Highlander star Christopher Lambert.

Profile: Gary Gygax

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Suggestion by Yakov, natch.

Profile: Franz Schreker

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Suggestion by a blog commenter.

Profile: Roxanne Hart

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We said that's it for Jewish Harts.

RIP Lou Reed

Just a perfect day, drink sangria in the park...

Lou Reed passed away today. He was 71.

Profile: Cecil Hart

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That's it for Jewish Harts, we promise (for we already profiled Mary Hart...)