Speaking of soccer...
This is Kaká. (The accent is on the last syllable. That's important.) He is one of the best soccer players in the world. And, as you can see, he belongs to Jesus.
Well, not entirely true. He belongs to the Italian club AC Milan, who just rejected a $150,000,000 bid for his contract by Manchester City. (NOT Manchester United. Think NY Mets, not NY Yankees.)
I wonder if he speaks English (by the looks of that t-shirt, he does). He and Kurt Warner sure seem that they would have A LOT to talk about.
Oh, those meshugenah goyim!