I think we should have a competition: post your best New York Post style headline for poor, poor J.J.. For those of you who've never seen it, the Post is famous for it's ridiculous, inappropriate, shock value headlines. Here's a list with some examples, both from the Post and their competition, the Daily News.
In other words, this signing is their wet dream. So go ahead and use the comments below to give us your best. It can be about the signing or perhaps some future event. My two favorites are: Putz Blows World Series and the minimalist PUTZ! (see below)