I was in Atlantic City this past Saturday, feeding the poker monster (I call him Gamblor), when I saw a man standing at the bar wearing a yarmulke.
Who the heck is so observant that they HAVE to wear a yarmulke at all times, yet not observant enough so that they can have a drink in a casino on Shabbat?
Y'know what, bubbe? Pick one.
Oh, those meshuggenah... Jews?!