Does she even know what a Jew is?
Not a Jew.
On second thought, scratch that. She might not know now, but we're giving 50-50 odds that in a couple of years, Miley will try Kabbala, which will lead to a profile of her on our website. And we're taking the under on that timeframe.
50/50? Please. Closer to 90%. Here's hoping I figure out a way to make you write the profile. Ugh. Maybe by then we'll have another intern.ReplyDelete